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About the Cow

What if Cardiacs body parts were cows body parts? If you only had the bits of cow that Cardiacs let you have through their beautiful words, what would that cow look like? Questions, questions, and in an effort to answer them I have consulted with many so-called Cow Experts and with their so-called Expert Help have come up with the following conversion table. Some viewers may find this...

... distressing.


The State of the Cow
As rendered using state of the art technology, powerful statistical engines and the advice of Experts, here is the current state of the cow...

A filthy mess, I think you'll agree.

Enough! I must feast my eyes upon your Organ!

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